About

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Sorry for the completely misleading title, but this site has nothing to do with food. I'm a writer who just recently realized an online portfolio would be a great idea. Not only that, but it would also serve a purpose for this otherwise useless domain I purchased almost a year ago.

SO, about me. I'm a writer/freelancer/recent graduate who loves writing about pop culture, high or low brow. I'm obsessed with keeping up with what's current and I probably spend way too much time on my computer broadening my knowledge of all things useless. My goal is to work in web editorial.  But anyway, what you'll find here are ALL my published clips (although some of the bad ones have been purged) and even my nifty resume.

You can contact me at itsperfectlycromulent at gmail dot com.